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"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

Good Dog!

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"And just how long have your felt confined by this 'invisible fence'?"

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'