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"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"And just how long have your felt confined by this 'invisible fence'?"

Good Dog!

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"That's Roger's therapy dog."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'