Canine Expert Prints

'Muffy and I are here for the 'Speed Obedience' course...!'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Igloo.

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

"What happened to what cat?"

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

Dog's Loo

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Ophiologist

"Sit!"

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."

Discipline at Doggy School

Sometimes he rubbed her the wrong way - which really rubbed her the wrong way.

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

"I found it. It's catnip for the 5th anniversary and scratching post on the 10th."

"Instead of chasing them like a madman, just ask the squirrels if they’d like to play with you."

'Oh no, I don't do my own mating fights anymore: Meet my champion...'

"Humans are strange."

"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"

'Junior! Get down from there! You're not arboreal!'

'It's heat exhaustion! She's in heat and he's exhausted.'

I'll bark, and you bark the first thing that comes to mine.'

'Duck.'