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"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

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"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

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'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'it's the field office.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Manager does not do tricks."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Can I offer you anything?"

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'