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"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I miscounted."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

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Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Timmys Pet Ostrich

In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout.

Questions

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"Simple - the magnesium ion set among four nitrogen ions is the porphyrn responsible for chlorophyll. Any other questions?"

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Estate sale"

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

'It's a trap - Everything is EDUCATIONAL!'

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."