Canine Cum Laude Prints

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Dog Quiz

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"You mean we've got to do this seven times a year?" (Colour)

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

How about I meet you back at the house.

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.