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"He's a Yankeedoodle."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

Dog Park Zoom

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"What's all this?"

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Dog Sees Only Food

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"You're amazing!"

Dogs and Cake

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Dog executives are in a duel

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Now that's art!"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

Four Star Meal