Canine Cryptologist Mugs

'We've hit the jackpot,d Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Scientist seen on loch.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Big Boy Foot

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

Cryptologists Anonymous

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"He created Bitecoin."

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

Bigfoot Research Center

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

Inflation wave

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'