Canine Cryptologist Mugs

'We've hit the jackpot,d Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Scientist seen on loch.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

Big Boy Foot

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Cryptologists Anonymous

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

"He created Bitecoin."

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

Bigfoot Research Center

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

Inflation wave

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"