Canine Cozy Expert Gifts

Dog Igloo.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Dog Nightmares

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Is the baby sideways?"

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

"Love you!"

"We need one with three zones."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Bees live in Home Very Sweet Home.

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

"Did you remember the ice cream?"

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.

Dog's Easy Chair has 4 different settings: 'Down Boy', 'Roll Over', 'Lay' and 'Sit'.

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

Cats, always on the lookout for new recruits.

"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

"Surely it's warm enough to take another dog off, dear."

'Whew!'

They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

"Perhaps we should stay home this evening."

"Can you ad a few extra anti-scratch coatings to my lenses, please."