Canine Contract Signer Pillows

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Don't forget to read the small print.

3:00 pm - Meet the author

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'It's ok, he's signed - release his children.'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

Corporate Lawyers

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Third sentence, second one over...what does that word mean?'

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'Arbor day? I never thought about giving gifts for Arbor day... well sure! I'll take 11 more!'

Meet the Oar-thor.

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'

"His cell is a TV remote, his diplomas are elevator inspections, his computer's an Etch-a-Sketch -- but his contract's iron clad."

"I just hope you had to labor as hard to write it as I did to finish it."

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

Miss T-T

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"