Canine Conjurer Pillows

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Human Recources Management

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"She works best in hex mode."

Balancing Act.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"The usual, please."

"I have to know how it's done."

Magician producing the Euro

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Alien Magician

Coffee Coven

"I bark, therefore I am."

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Meditation for dogs

Witching Hour

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'