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'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Museum of Bones

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

The Rolling Bones

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Parrot annoying dog.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'They have great rapport.'

"How's the new job?"

'Merry Christmas!'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'