Canine Commotion Lover Pillows

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Dog on a Shelf.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Dog In Your Face Comics

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Most dog-like dog.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Dog Walking on Stilts

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Look. I fetch it - I get to read it first.'

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."