Canine Comfort Coordinators T-Shirts

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Dog Nightmares

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

The First Martian Dog.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"He's our finest service animal."

Dog Igloo.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Dog walker / Cat walker.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"And just how long have your felt confined by this 'invisible fence'?"

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'