Canine Comfort Advocates Prints

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

Dog Nightmares

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

A Change of Scene.

Dog Igloo.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Doc, I'm plagued with eggeating snakes!'

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"Believe me, I voted for a small dog."

Carrot Throwing Act

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'

"He'll expect something nice. I'm his best friend."

'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"Now look! You've upset him!"

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

Avian Chiropractic Clinic. Straighten up and fly right.