Canine Comedy Collector Prints

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"Well, I didn't eat Young Master's homework per se, but I have to shamefully admit I did chew on his woodworking project..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Occu-Pie Mars

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Banana Split...

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Filet minion

Turtle Hat

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Snowmobull

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

His Master's Thesis.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"