Canine Cognoscente Mugs

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Dog phrenology

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Dog Sees Only Food

Jumping Dogs

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Dogs and Cake

"What's worse, that or this?"

Dog executives are in a duel

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'