Canine Code Crackers T-Shirts

"I hacked into the obedience school and changed my grades. Who's the bad dog now?"

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Early Programmers.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'It looks like our data.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Computer Crimes

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."