Canine Code Crackers T-Shirts

"I hacked into the obedience school and changed my grades. Who's the bad dog now?"

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Early Programmers.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'It looks like our data.'

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Computer Crimes

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'