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"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Foster failure

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

A Change of Scene.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'A Dust Cow'.

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

Now wash your hands.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

A woman's work is never done.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.