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"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Foster failure

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

A Change of Scene.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'A Dust Cow'.

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Nature Scents Research Department.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Now wash your hands.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

A woman's work is never done.

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'