Canine Class Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

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"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

Dog Park Zoom

"What's all this?"

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

K9 Literati.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Dogs and Cake

The Pooperrazzi

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Faux Poop!

"What's worse, that or this?"

Dog Show: Worst of Breed

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Now that's art!"

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'