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"He's having a tough time letting go of the Upper East Side."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

The High Line at Giza

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

City Windfarms.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Corporate Whore.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Thumbing a Lift.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'