Canine Circus Fan Pillows

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

No littering...

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Pet Entertainers

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"YOU pass him on the left."

Happy birthday Darling!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Tiger Costume

Dog Realtor

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

The Rolling Bones

"I didn't want him growing up to be like his father."

Guide Dogs

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"