Canine Chord Player T-Shirts

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Guitar Man.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Check out this new store."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"I lost the groove."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

The Rolling Bones

cool seagull plays electric piano

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

A man playing on an elephant

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Guitars

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Eric Clapton.

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

It soon became obvious to all in the theatre that Doug's Bach was worse than his bite.

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."