Canine Caretaker Comedy Prints

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I'm working from home today."

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog in love

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"He wants a second opinion."

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

The difference between cats and dogs.

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

A mother dog in a big dog house feeding her puppies who are all in their own small dog houses.

Gone to the Vet - Your Dinner is in the Dog

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Well, to begin with, you're going to have to get this fellow a bigger dog house.'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'I suggest you move to the Alps. I think that will help his itch!'

"For the last time, young man, I said 'NO'! You may NOT feed bubble gum to the dog!"