Candy Poet Pillows

"Poor jelly babies. It's a short like, and a chewy one."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Bubble gum leaves

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'