Candy Caper Enthusiasts Mugs

It was a stupid idea to steal candy from the snack machine. I should have never got you involved.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Pastries and Candy

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Easter Candy Island.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Whale Piñata.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."