Candlestick Maker Prints

Most people don't know that the nursery rhyme used to be: 'The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker, and also that Biker Guy from the village people.'

'Don't give me that 'rubba, dub, dub' crap Candlestick maker... we're hungry, I'm a Butcher, he's a Baker and you should be nervous!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

Love is in the air...

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

Nocturne

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Candle Size

"Your candle has gone out."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."