Canadian History Aficionado Pillows

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

Canadian facts: Robert Borden

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Have you been playing dice?"

King George I

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Trump secret police

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Paul Ree

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

After the Sentence

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'