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"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"She's been so creative lately."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Edison: The Early Years,

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Draw your own path."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

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