Campus Nostalgist Prints

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

Go team!

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"This is a weird frat."

"And here's where daddy used to work...before it became a museum.

There's always one.

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

'You'll never forget your college experience, though grades indicate you've tried.'

"After working at a desk for 40 years, Charlie never really wanted a man cave."

"I played polo in college."

"The end of school is the saddest time of the year. I hate saying goodbye to all my friends."

"That was really funny, Gramps, what was it called?"

'I'm afraid all those goldfish you swallowed back in college have finally caught up with you.'

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

"It was a party school."

"I think I'd rather fight you again than go in there!"

"I tried some in college, but I never inhaled."