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"With gender and platforming issues I'll probably leave with a degree in confusion."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

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'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'