Campus Joker Prints

'It's so cool! If you use your imagination, you can blame men for everything!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Don't you hate...

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

That's Roderick Sloan, the Alvin Meriwether professor of business administration, and with him is Alvin Meriwether, the Roderick Sloan professor of economics.

Undergraduate and don

Little known fact: I spent a semester at Reed College in Portland. "Little known facts" are supposed to be momentous. Well, the little known fact is, while I was there, I asked a lady out

"Don’t you just love professor Dahl’s lectures on Tibetan rawhide?"

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'