Campus Economist Pillows

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'...All profits are local.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

British savings accounts

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Mario Draghi

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

The economy.

E.U. Banking Union.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

G7 Summit Concern

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Sub-prime Bear

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Crisis'

Chinese stock market