Campus Conversationalist T-Shirts

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'Join us. There' a talk on medical marijuana and a pot-luck dinner afterward.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

Computer Dating

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"Of course I'm naturally apologetic. I was conceived during make-up sex."

“I think you’ve had enough.”

"Mother, I'm so sorry — I totally forgot to bring you."

Books 'n' Coffee

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

"This piece really makes you think doesn't it?"

Mistress and servant

'Which choo-choo train is appropriate?'

"So, what have you been up to on your phone?"

'Gossip 50p per minute.'

"Hey, what ya doing, Cruz?"

"My talking to myself used to annoy people, so now I text myself."

G7 Meeting

'Sure, I fantasize when I make love - I pretend I'M someone else.'