Campus Captain Pillows

The Giamatti era

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

I drive, therefore I am.

Lifesaver!

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'