Campus Advocate Pillows

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

Progress.

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Piorities in Minnesota.

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"I believe teacher is beginning to rub off on me."

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

University Challenge

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"The school board, meeting in regular session, was able to work everything into the budget except the teachers."

"Why is it called History. Is it becasue they didn't believe her story?"