Camping Storyteller Prints

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Airplane food

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Camping with Mr. Thorough