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Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

'Boat Launch'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

The Hobby Store

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Harsh Mellows.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Children playing football.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

A boy with a football

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."