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'He can trash fourteen campgrounds in a single night but sits helpless before a child-proof cap!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Harsh Mellows.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Monster Clown

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Hell: The Airport"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

City centre pub.

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Paint fight art!

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

"How am I rampaging?"

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Clown Airbags.

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Campground Wi-fi.

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

"Inspiration"

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

Craft hell

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'