Campfire Quester Prints

"I couldn't make a fire, but after rubbing sticks so long, I'm not cold anymore!"

The Brothers Grime

Harsh Mellows.

'The Torch Holder'.

Roasting the Moneybox

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Nobody likes a smore loser

'Is the fire included?'

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"First camping trip, Billy?"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Marshmallow Roast

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."