Campfire Conjurer Pillows

Smoke signals

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Desert Island BBQ

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Harsh Mellows.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Camping.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Roasting the Moneybox

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'The Torch Holder'.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Scouts made this for me

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"