Campaign Tracker Mugs

The Thrilla at Hofstra

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

Football makes its welcome return to the national consciousness...

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

2016 election squabbles!

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Pollster

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Elections in the USA

The Great Divide.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

Poll Dancing

"I hope it misses us!"

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

House building chart (like steps).

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

2020 US president

Elections race.

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Senator Yomp has the backside for fence straddling.

Vote Jones, Just for the Hell of it.

The Raid