Campaign Trail Follower Mugs

Campaign 2010.

Winner

"I'm the one candidate who can hold the middle and appeal to the lunatic fringe!"

"Larry's idea of participatory democracy is hanging up on a robocall."

A man cleans up the mud slung at Hillary Clinton.

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Tchump vs. Canuck

"Of course I'm delighted to have lost the election - so would you be if you had made the promises I had."

'Throwing money at a problem could be the answer since it's not our money.'

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

'Not much of a campaign manager are you?'

Ken Livingstone

Rhetoric

I have heard all the Republican candidates voice their views and positions...and heard them all tell the sad and sorry truth about each other...'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Independents still undecided.

"Unlike my opponent, ladies and gentlemen, honesty is a condition of my parole!"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Palin 2012

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

2016 election squabbles!

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Pollster

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Elections in the USA

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

The Great Divide.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."