Campaign Savant Mugs

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Decision Making Block

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'Sell South Africa!'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'I say we try it.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Save the termites.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

American Roulette

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Tony Blair

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Game Addiction

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."