Campaign Mastermind Mugs

'A spin doctor just isn't enough any more, Senator - you need a choreographer.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Good boy."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

An informed voter is a good voter

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

The following is a paid political announcement.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Election 2020

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

America's funniest election gaffes

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."