Camera Collector's Despair T-Shirts

Heaven - sign outside reads, No cameras beyond this point.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Candid Camera store.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Henry Fox Talbot

Man Ray

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Two reporters interview each other.

Just your average family holiday portrait.

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Social lens of the photojournalist

'Oh, Herb, our new camera! Couldn't you at least have handed it to me?'

The director said 'cut'!

Antique Selfie

'Watch the birdie...'

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

Diver taking picture of fish, fish taking picture of diver.

The press under fire

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

Cautious photojournalist.

Journalist tackled by security.

"Are you anybody?"

'Spread your wings now.' 'Bugger off, you weirdo.'

"Smile!"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'