Calorie Watcher Prints

In the calorie family: 'You're home early?'....'Mrs. Harrison has started dieting again!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

All Natural Nothing

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Secretive Weigh In.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Dieting Motivation.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Diet considerations.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'