Calorie-counting Comedian Prints

Decorate their walls with art prints that celebrate the comedic side of calorie counting, adding personality and laughter to any kitchen or workout space.

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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,' mockup

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

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'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.' mockup

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

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I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes. mockup

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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Fast Food Dieter

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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Weight Gain Denial

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.' mockup

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs." mockup

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.' mockup

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

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The real reason salad aids weight loss mockup

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.' mockup

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

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'It's a middle-age spread spread.' mockup

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

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'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.' mockup

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

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Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' - mockup

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

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"Is it working?"

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Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids mockup

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

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'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.' mockup

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

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Calorie-counting Comedian Prints Collection

Calorie-counting Comedian Mugs

Explore our full range of funny and witty mugs that celebrate calorie counting and food humor—perfect for adding a splash of laughter to mornings.

Calorie-counting Comedian Pillows

Browse our funny pillows featuring calorie counting humor—these are sure to add a playful touch to any home or gym.

Calorie-counting Comedian T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts that highlight the joys and struggles of calorie counting, ideal for food lovers and comedy fans alike.