Comedian On A Diet Prints

Celebrate their journey and sense of humor with humorous art prints that capture their personality and diet dedication—ideal for sprucing up any space.

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Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Fast Food Dieter

Fast Food Dieter

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Weight Gain Denial

Weight Gain Denial

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

Before and After Holiday Diet

Before and After Holiday Diet

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

"Is it working?"

"Is it working?"

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

'It's a middle-age spread spread.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

The real reason salad aids weight loss

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