Calorie-conscious Sipper T-Shirts

Find fun and clever t-shirts for the calorie-conscious sipper. Stylish, humorous, and perfect for expressing their mindful drinking habits with a touch of personality.

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"The beer has a third less calories and the styrofoam peanuts have none."

"The beer has a third less calories and the styrofoam peanuts have none." mockup

"The beer has a third less calories and the styrofoam peanuts have none."

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other. mockup

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

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We'll have Manhattans...

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'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.' mockup

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

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"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables." mockup

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

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"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'." mockup

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

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"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units." mockup

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

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"You had me at alternative milk." mockup

"You had me at alternative milk."

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'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!' mockup

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

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"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!" mockup

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

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"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?" mockup

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

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Anton's Bar and Grill

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Velvety. And so was the wine.

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'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.' mockup

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

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"And would you like a wine stopper?" mockup

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

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"Wine not?"

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Can I get you another coffee?

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"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey." mockup

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

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"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais." mockup

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

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"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?" mockup

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

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The youth shows responsibility!

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'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.' mockup

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

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Scariest Tactics

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'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.' mockup

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

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Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint. mockup

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

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New for Fall

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"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?" mockup

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

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"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity." mockup

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

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The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever. mockup

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

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"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99." mockup

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

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Calorie-conscious Sipper T-Shirts Collection

Calorie-conscious Sipper Mugs

Discover more witty and thoughtful mugs designed for the calorie-conscious sipper. Perfect for daily use and adding a dash of humor to every drink.

Calorie-conscious Sipper Pillows

Check out our playful pillows, a perfect addition to any space for the calorie-conscious sipper who enjoys comfort and humor.

Calorie-conscious Sipper Prints

Explore a variety of humorous prints for the calorie-conscious sipper’s room or office to add personality and fun to their environment.