Call Management Wizard Prints

"Line one is on line two..."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"You should be able to get through your emails during the working day then you could use the rest of your life to do some of the work."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Child on a schedule.

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

Silly sausages

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

To do list

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

the bureaucrat's desk

'Next on the agenda: waste management.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

Santa's Problem

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Consoles.

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"